Test for dating my daughter

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Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.

If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.

My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.

______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ REFERENCES SECTION: Church you attend _______________________________________________How often you attend ____________________________________________When would be the best time to interview your:father? Please answer freely, all answers are confidential. If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be: ______________________________________________________________B.

The same goes for your wandering eyes, if they go anywhere below eye level I will ask you to leave the premises as soon as possible, if you do not comply I will take action that I feel is necessary (i.e. Rule #3 I am aware that the so-called latest fashion trends mean that you wear your jeans several sizes too big so that your underwear shows or that you wear jeans known as "girl pants" for boys that are so tight they contour every area of your lower extremities and also expose your underwear.

Please don't be embarrassed but you look ridiculous and so do your friends.

Any attempt to make contact might cause you injury.

If your application is rejected, two gentlemen with violin cases and "one-size-fits-all" cement shoes will notify you.

Rule #4 In today’s world, sexual activity among young people is becoming rather common place.

Just because this is a commonality does not mean that it will be happening with my daughter.

___Yes ___No#of years they have been married ______If less than your age, explain why ______________________________________If not explain why ___________________________________________________ ACCESSORIES SECTION: A. Rule Two: If you date my daughter you date only her. Rule Three: You must know how to cook as well as I have taught my daughter(s) to cook. Rule Four: Do not be hurt when my daughter chooses a day at the spa with me over sports or gaming time with you.

A woman's place is in the: ______________________________________D.

______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________In 50 words or less, what does ' ABSTINENCE' mean to you? __________ SHORT-ANSWER SECTION: Answer by filling in the blank.

I HIGHLY SUGGEST RUNNING AS I AM A DAMNED GOOD SHOT.) ESSAY SECTION: In 50 words or less, what does ' LATE' mean to you ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________In 50 words or less, what does ' DON' T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean to you?

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