Computer dating its like pimping dating a know it all

When it comes to females, there's no end to my thirst, I'll pull off their panties and search 'em depth first, But I have one rule, and at times it's a dilemma, It's a policy I like to call my "Pimping Lemma": I like hoes of all colors, shapes sizes and religions, But I only fill my harem with computer science pigeons.

When I'm rolling up a blunt or I'm unrolling a loop, Rolling back a transaction, or rolling round in my coupe, When I'm poppin' the Cris or just drinking some forties I can't get enough of them computer science shorties.

It’s like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase ‘upside your head’.”“Bender this is stupid, why would anyone come to you for romantic advice?

Bender: Yep, everything worked out great thanks to good old Bender. It's not like you intentionally set us up with bad dates so we'd spend Valentine's Day together.

And so our texts led to our first date at a bar in Brooklyn called Camp.

When I walked in to meet him, there was a canoe in the corner and people were huddled around small tables roasting marshmallows and looking cute. When Lumberjack arrived, he looked even better than his photos. But, I did spend a year working on a television series about Serial Killers, and I knew better than to follow a strange man into his camper on a first date. When we got home, I was so transfixed by this wild natured man that I wanted to impress him by creating the right ambience.

He greeted me over text with a “Howdy,” which I found unique and charming. You’re the only person I could turn to; you’re the only person who ever loved me. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! In a galaxy full of quotable creatures, Bender is king.Each of the dozens of episodes are packed with classic Bender-isms and callous insults. No no, not like a hipster lumbersexual, I dated a real lumberjack.I’m speaking in the past tense because right now he is quite literally living out of his car in the woods somewhere between Baja and Montana, like one of those made for TV movies.The catchphrase exists even in parallel universes, or some form of it at least. Please insert girder." Episode: "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back" (Season 2) Bender is never one for subtlety. Bender Bending Rodriguez was built from the ground up for bending things into neat shapes.The golden-hued Bender of Universe 1 will order puny fleshlings to bite his "glorious, golden ass." Whatever the color, Bender's ass is just plain funny. When Bender's personality was temporarily wiped in this episode, bending was all he had left. Straightforward Bender is amusing in small doses, but we need our human-hating, beer-guzzling robot back. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope.

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